i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
this dating thing sure is tough when ur ugly
This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster
florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.
"you’re only 15 you cant decide your sexuality, you’re too young"
OH BUT I HAVE TO DECIDE WHAT CAREER I WANT TO DO SO I CAN DECIDE WHAT SUBJECTS I WANT TO DO WHERE ILL HAVE EXAMS THAT DECIDE HOW WELL I DO FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BUT OHHHHHH NO I CANT KNOW IF IM ATTRACTED TO PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER OR NOT BECAUSE OH FUCKING NO THAT IS MAKING US GROW UP TOO FUCKING QUICKLY
Dead Sea, Israel Photograph by George Steinmetz, National Geographic
Swimmers float effortlessly in the salt-laden waters of the Dead Sea near Ein Bokek, Israel. Ten times saltier than seawater, the lake is extremely buoyant and a popular destination for holidaymakers. It’s also Earth’s lowest point on land.
Q’d, in Turkey!
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
Imagine baby werewolves for a second
Like little babies able to turn into little tiny werewolves
And they act like puppies instead of vicious monsters that eat anything that moves
Little balls of fluff squeak-howling at the moon and play fighting with teddy bears and each other and just. LICKING. EVERY. MOVING. THING.
IMAGINE BABY WEREWOLVES
THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG
Perfect red line in a Hungarian forest marking the high point of a toxic aluminum sludge spill
this is so surreal omg
That tag though
[Image: A series of adorable cats and beautiful cherry/plum blossoms.]
Cats with blossoms.
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great